Paw Readers

We so called this! The real Paris may be sporting a classic orange jumpsuit, but over at Madame Tussaud's, her wax figure is definitely swathed in stripes. This confirms that we are not mentally unstable weirdos with an excess of free time; rather, we are trendsetters with a keen eye for all things en vogue! In fact, I kind of feel like the Nostradamus of dog fashion. Let's see how far my powers can stretch, shall we?

Below is the most essential item you can possibly buy for summer 2007:

Brit-Brit? Tori Spelling and her pugs? Nicole? La Lohan? You may laugh now, but come July, this top will be everywhere. Oh, and if you're curious as to how our little jailbird is doing, check in with Perez!